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Twelve villains. One peephole. Don't answer.

Twelve villains. One peephole. Don't answer.

$24.95

Choose Your Villains

Numbers match the labelled photo. Pick the same villain as many times as you like. Four Freddys is a valid life choice.

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Description

You looked through the peephole. Now they know you're home.

A set of 4 engraved slate coasters. Michael Myers is standing way too close. Jason is filling the whole frame. Ghostface has the knife out. Each coaster catches a horror legend on your doorstep, warped through a fisheye lens, engraved in bone-white detail on black slate. It's the most unsettling thing you'll ever set a drink on.

Why it hits harder than a print
Posters get tacked up and forgotten. These get used. Every time someone sets down a drink, they find a horror legend staring back, and every guest asks about it. Slate is cold, heavy and semi-gloss, so the engraving looks carved out of the stone, not printed on top of it.

Who these slate coasters are for
🎃 The October birthday. You know someone whose whole personality is horror. Skip the gift card. This is the gift that makes them grin and say "okay, where did you find this?"
🎃 The host. Movie marathon on the 31st? Put these out and the table does half the work.
🎃 You. Don't pretend you aren't already picking your favourites. Treat yourself to the villains you'd actually answer the door for.

Choose any 4 from 12 villains (repeats are welcome)
#1 Michael Myers
#2 Jason Voorhees
#3 Nosferatu
#4 Chucky
#5 Pennywise
#6 Scream (Ghostface)
#7 Freddy Krueger
#8 Frankenstein
#9 The Bride
#10 Leatherface
#11 The Nun
#12 The Scarecrow

What you get
👻 A set of 4 round natural black slate coasters, about 3.75" across
👻 Laser-engraved, permanent and crisp, not printed
👻 Soft felt feet that protect your table
👻 Made to order in our workshop, one at a time
👻 A gift that works for a birthday too

Product Details

Made from natural slate with a smooth, semi-gloss finish. Each coaster has soft felt feet on the bottom to prevent scratching furniture.
Each coaster is a round circle, approximately 3.75" across. Naturally water-resistant and heat-tolerant for everyday use.
Laser engraved for a crisp, permanent finish. Choose any four villains from the list. Designs are engraved as shown, with no custom text.

Shipping & Returns

Custom engraved coasters are made to order and typically ship within 5–7 business days.
We ship across Canada and the USA with tracked delivery. Shipping is calculated at checkout based on your location.
Personalized items are final sale. If your item arrives damaged, contact us within 7 days and we'll make it right.

Care Instructions

Wipe clean with a damp cloth after use. Slate is naturally water-resistant but should not be submerged or run through a dishwasher.
Avoid abrasive cleaners or scrubbing over the engraved area. The engraving is permanent but aggressive cleaning may dull the contrast over time.

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We're Kirk, Krystle, and Scarlet — the hands (and paws) behind every candle and keepsake.

Kirk and Krystle of Timber & Smoke Co.

Two people. One workshop. Zero shortcuts.

He's covered in sawdust. She's covered in soy wax. Neither of us would trade it.

Timber & Smoke is what we're building — engraved keepsakes, hand-poured candles, and personalized gifts made from honest materials in our Canadian workshop. Every order is made by us, packed by us, and shipped with the kind of care you'd expect from two people who genuinely love what they make.

Scarlet, our Belgian Malinois, would like you to know she also works here. She steals wood scraps, supervises from her bed, and goes full suck mode the moment anyone sits down.

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